Week 3: Dirty Fajitas 0-3 The Originals

At the press conference recently to confirm that "it's good to have some colour in the team", the run of recent results came up. "Please don't tell me you lost to a team fat pricks!" queried Billers. Marrers only replied with "yes, we lost. Yes they were large. As for the 'pricks' part - there was an M.S.B. present".

This is the second time in as many games the Fajitas have had to deal with an M.S.B., and Whitters did so by almost making him cry with a simply beautiful, meaty challenge near the half way line. It was so beautiful infact that M.S.B. did not bother making any kind of violent comeback (otherwise known as "just desserts") for the remainder of the game.

Dirty were presented with a tactic they'd never faced before - 3 brick shithouses of a defence with one goal hanger. Upon losing the early goal (again), the Originals' goal was absolutely peppered. Absolutely peppered. To the point where several Dirty boys appeared sweatier than a Wednesday night Sarry's kebab. On several occasions, Tiers ended up sandwiched between two Originals.

All this talk of food must have spurred the opponents on, because somehow they ran out 3-0 winners; despite some of the best Fajiting football ever seen!

This match report is a little short because Marrers' very sexy and extremely kinky secretary was still in the crèche for the game.

Man of the match: Taggers. An anonymous Fajita nominated him, so that's how it goes as Marrers is losing his memory in his old age.

Person of the Match count:

Fitty: 2
Kingy: 1
Ashers: 1
Whitters: 1
Tiers : 1
Oweners: 1
Roof Ant: 1
Taggers: 1