Week 2: Dirty Fajitas 3-4 Public Services Group X

Whats That? You're a Moany Scouse Bitch? - by Taggers. Corrected (in theory) by Marrers ;)

Well it all seemed we were destined to fail without our star player/team coach, Alex the “Marrers” Marriott; for the first half it seemed that this was going to be true for the Fajitas as we went 1-0 down in the first ten minutes. It is widely reported that Matters was at fault for this goal. He is a fucking cocktease. This didn't seem to affect Moraner's game as he was as enthusiastic as ever, chasing down every ball and clattering everyone in sight. It looked like the Fajitas had a way back into the game when one of the Public Servicemen put a foot into the box. Oweners then stood up to partake in what would obviously be the most important moment of his footballing career to date. The pressure was obviously getting to him as he hit it a foot high and it rebounded back into open play. (I blame the fitties who were on the balcony, obviously only there to put the Fajitas off their game). The game carried on with Whitters making some fine saves to keep the Fajitas in the game and Oweners having a few decent shots to try and make up for his earlier blatant match fixing penalty miss. Again, the fitties had agreed to let him cop a feel if he sabotaged the game.

Just when the Fajitas looked like they were getting back into the game: BANG, the services went 2 up. This gave Tiers and Matters much displeasure as they showed with a heavy use of profanities.

Time for a change: Twinkle toes Billers on for Oweners and Martyn on for Tiers. This seemed to instigate a revival in the Fajita camp as Moraners was allowed loads of time and space to slot home from just outside the box. COME ON 2-1, Lets Fookin 'Ave it.

2-1 at half time and Dirty obviously felt they could go on and win it. The lads were up for it. Including the roof ant's nearest rival (Moraners) whom immediately engaged in a bit of GBH. Hopefully it was the moany scouse bitch who was the victim as no one would have cared. After all the prior allegations of match fixing, Oweners had redeemed himself to bring it back to 2 a piece. Fajitas went from strength to strength as Whitters hit what looked like a screamer to put Dirty in front. Although it could've easily been a tap in as I have slept since then and I'm finding it hard to remember. Whitters was obviously riled up by now as the ref found out a few minutes later when he was taken out, ending up on the floor weeping . Yet again the moany scouser was at his old tricks although most of his anger was probably coming from Mr Lisham who was taking any chance he got to wind the the little twurp up. Angrily the moany scouse knob-head twat-face had the last laugh as he snook in to score two late goals to put a dent to the Fajitas title chances. All in all a good game of five a side and the Fajitas live on to fight another day.


Goal count:

Kingy: 5

Tiers: 4

Whitters: 2

Oweners: 2

Owers: 2

Ashers: 1

Marrers: 1

Moraners: 1

Taggers: 1

Northers: 1

Women of the match: The two fitties who took mine and Billers's attentions for most of the game.

Person of the Match count:

Fitty: 2

Kingy: 1

Ashers: 1 

Whitters: 1

Tiers: 1

Oweners: 1

Roof Ant: 1