Grading Game 1: Dirty Fajitas 4-0 Unknown New Team

The team gathered at Nunnery for the team photo. Spirits seemed high. However, with several shots flying wide and Tiers and Marrers getting fucked during the warm up, things didn't seem good. The situation worsened when Marrers said "right, who is in net then?" to a deafly silence. A rolling 'keeper system was decided upon, with Ashers kicking things off.

From the very start, it became clear that Fajitas' opponents were highly technically gifted. The Fajitas worked well to restrict them to crappy little pot shots though, and when Tiers broke through with just the 'keeper to beat, he duly obliged with a 'meg. Shortly after Captain Marrers stepped up to blast a penalty into the top corner (his first goal at this level) and Kingy rounded off another counter attacking move just before half time to put the Dirty boys in control.

Stamina began to elude the Fajitas very quickly after half-time, not having the benefit of a sub, unlike their opposition. A dash of total football mixed with some "keen" tackling from Ashers, Kingy and Owers kept the unknowns at bay though, helped by some flukey boob saves from Marrers. When Owers slotted in from an impossible angle late on, the tie became evermore comfortable for team Fadge Eating. A second penalty clipped the outside of the post from Tiers, but we won't talk about that.

Fajiting FTW!

Goal count:
Tiers: 1
Marrers: 1
Kingy: 1
Owers: 1

Man of the Match: Ashers. The lack of a goal did not stop him working his colossal legs off all match. A great team effort all round though!