Things did not look good for Fishy's first game when referee Dave realised the true pronunciation of "Fajitas", looking and sounded quite pissed off. Additionally, Kersal Massive played quite a sneaky move when it became apparent they could suddenly meet the massive wage demands of a La Liga star, in this case; Ronaldo.
Fishy made an extremely shaky start when Kersal were allowed some truly massive possession for the first five minutes. However, Fishy have quickly gained a reputation for entertaining football (despite not playing a game) and already have 3 fans; this was to increase by 33.3% by the end as Ronaldo's girlfriend realised how much of a childish penis he was being. The Fishy heckly seemed to spur the Fajitas on, and things soon changed.
It took the introduction of debutant Oweners to break the deadlock, despite plenty of Fishy chances - Oweners taking the ball and introducing it to the bottom corner. This was to prove too much for the young upstart, as reports indicate he was throwing up in the dressing room later on.
Kingy took the Fajitas to half time with a clean sheet and aimed to make an impact in the outfield. This was achieved when he took out Ronaldo with a challenge that many deemed fair, and most deemed funny. However the ref took exception and threatened the Fajitas' top scorer with punishment. Punishment or none, Tiers worked his new haircut off to take the goal scoring pressure off Kingy (should he be sent off), weighing in with the first Fishy hat-trick, including a screamer from distance and a well-finished beautiful one-two with Ashers - contributing 4 assists himself.
Even though Kersal had Ronaldo, the result never looked in doubt as Fishy showed a good understanding of each other - even towards the end, when the defence totally evaporated, the opposing threat was minimal. Indeed, Marrers only conceded the first goal because of a double injury to his left bollock and right bollock (thanks for that Owers).
Even Taggers managed to nab one on top of the hilarious own goal from the usually brilliant Ronaldo - this made up for his penalty miss somewhat. It should be noted that it can NEVER be completely forgiven though! This tragic performance from Portugal's top man perfectly justifies him storming off at the end of the game, calling the Fishy army "fucking pricks" and accusing Marrers of thinking "he's fucking Vidic".
Although to be fair, he did used to play with him.
Goal count:
Tiers: 4
Kingy: 3
Owers: 2
Marrers: 1
Whitters: 1
Taggers: 1
Oweners: 1
Man of the Match: Tiers. It was only a week ago that Tiers couldn't even make warm up without nearly collapsing. Look at him now.
Man of the Match count:
Kingy: 1
Ashers: 1
Whitters: 1
Tiers: 1
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