Week 5: Dirty Fajitas 8-2 Paul Ezikwa FC

Goal 1: "Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes Yes Yes - YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!! That... was a goal!"
Goal 2: "STRIKERRRRRRRRR!"
Goal 3: "Eat that!"
Goal 4: "AND ANOTHER!"
Goal 5: "He can stick it in - thank you and goodnight!"
Goal 6: "TWAT! That was liquid football!"
Goal 7: "SHIT! Did you see that???? He must have a foot like a traction engine!"
Goal 8: "The proof is in the pudding, and the pudding in this case, is a football. OOOFFF! Eat my goal! The goalie has got football pie all over his shirt!"

Oweners somehow got 7 of these golden wonders, with a notch for Whitters.

Goal count:
Oweners: 10
Kingy: 8
Tiers: 6
Whitters: 3
Owers: 2
Ashers: 2
Marrers: 1
Moraners: 1
Taggers: 1
Northers: 1

Man of the match: Oweners. Just nicked it from Jaz.

Person of the Match count:

Fitty: 2
Oweners: 2
Tiers : 2
Kingy: 2
Roof Ant: 2
Ashers: 1
Whitters: 1
Taggers: 1