Thursday, 10 March 2011

Week 7: Fishy Fajitas 3-3 FC Journos

As Marrers left his RA Palace this past Wednesday, there was a rumour that a random Fajita would be placed in front of the GAC firing squad to pay the ultimate price for defeat. It wasn't Crystal clear, however - and Admiral Marrers refused to give a Churchill-like insurance in his post-match interview.

FC Journos emerged from the local McDonalds just in time for kick-off and there could be no denying that the Fajitas were relishing the tie; the boys were hoping to cut the mustard this time round.

When Owers got tackled by the wall early on, however, the Selhurst rifles braced themselves for duty. Journos decided to employ the tried-and-tested foul the fuck out of the opposition tactic again, and Marrers was seen to thank the Lord Freedman Christ that Whitters had made way at the last minute for the Fajitas' top scorer Oweners.

It must be said that without Oweners, we would be burying a Fajita right now.

Goal count:

Oweners: 12
Kingy: 8
Tiers: 6
Whitters: 4
Taggers: 2
Owers: 2
Ashers: 2
Marrers: 1
Moraners: 1
Northers: 1

Man of the match: Taggers, as chosen by current Talent Scout Kingy - never stopped running and bagged a fine equaliser.

Person of the match count:


Fitty: 2
Oweners: 2
Taggers: 2
Tiers : 2
Kingy: 2
Roof Ant: 2
Billers: 2
Ashers: 1
Whitters: 1

Marrers: 1

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