Grading Game 3: Dirty Fajitas 3-4 Unknown Team

The Fajitas had it a bit easier on Friday but still somehow managed to lose. Whitters kindly volunteered to go in nets for the first half, and made some decent stops, but could do nothing when Marrers just stepped in the area to concede a penalty. Owers did power through at one point to smash home a really good goal, and a mix-up between the opposing defence and 'keeper lead to an own goal.

Taggers played in goals for the second half and also played a blinder. Whitters slammed home an impressive strike soon after a restart, but the other team somehow managed to get 4 goals, despite them being shit and a dirty improvement of discipline and shape. There was also some good shouting from Tiers and Matters, with some decent running from Tiers and Hobbers.

Things are getting there though...

Goal count:

Kingy: 3
Owers: 2
Tiers: 1
Marrers: 1
Whitters: 1

Man of the Match: Whitters. On a day when everyone was under par, Whitter's goalkeeping and finish shone above all.

Man of the Match count:

Kingy: 1
Ashers: 1
Whitters: 1

Man of the Year: Marrers. Biggest shaft ever.

Grading Game 2: Dirty Fajitas 2-8 The Perfect Game

The Fajitas came crashing back down to earth on Wednesday with a spanking at the hands of last season's Premier League competitors, The Perfect Game. An 8 man team got to the Willows (after a hearty Tesco Value meal lovingly prepared by Marrers) an hour early. This was because Marrers is getting old and didn't take his pills that day.

It became clear that things weren't going to be easy from the start when the Perfect Game demonstrated a cockload of skill immediately and when Whitters waltzed into our penalty area with his first touch of the ball, the Fajitas seemed doomed.

Marrers tried to make sure all 8 men got equal game time, which meant constant substituting - in the end, the shape that the Fajitas stuck to so rigidly in the last match was completely lost. However, with the score in the second half being 2-2, things look positive for the future. Especially as Owers, Kingy and Marrers stayed to help out a random team in the next game, displaying some of the form that have already made the Fajitas a force not to be laughed at with Kingy notching a screamer.

Goal count:

Kingy: 3
Tiers: 1
Marrers: 1
Owers: 1

Man of the Match: Kingy. Two great goals and another committed display.

Man of the Match count:

Kingy: 1
Ashers: 1

Squad Update 2

Squad for Wednesday's game:

Goals : Matters
Defence: Marrers, Owers, Taggers
Midfield: Tiers, Hobbers
Forward: Whitters, Kingy

But remember, we're all about the TOTAL FOOTBALL.

Meet up in the common room for a team meal featuring some half-arsed pasta if you're up for it!

The cost will either be 2.60 (if 8 turn up) or 2.90 (if 7 turn up)!