Week 7: Dirty Fajitas 2-4 Public Services (who only had 4 players)

Goal count:

Oweners: 14
Kingy: 8
Tiers: 6
Whitters: 4

Taggers: 2

Owers: 2

Ashers: 2
Marrers: 1
Moraners: 1
Northers: 1

Week 7: Fishy Fajitas 3-3 FC Journos

As Marrers left his RA Palace this past Wednesday, there was a rumour that a random Fajita would be placed in front of the GAC firing squad to pay the ultimate price for defeat. It wasn't Crystal clear, however - and Admiral Marrers refused to give a Churchill-like insurance in his post-match interview.

FC Journos emerged from the local McDonalds just in time for kick-off and there could be no denying that the Fajitas were relishing the tie; the boys were hoping to cut the mustard this time round.

When Owers got tackled by the wall early on, however, the Selhurst rifles braced themselves for duty. Journos decided to employ the tried-and-tested foul the fuck out of the opposition tactic again, and Marrers was seen to thank the Lord Freedman Christ that Whitters had made way at the last minute for the Fajitas' top scorer Oweners.

It must be said that without Oweners, we would be burying a Fajita right now.

Goal count:

Oweners: 12
Kingy: 8
Tiers: 6
Whitters: 4

Taggers: 2

Owers: 2

Ashers: 2
Marrers: 1
Moraners: 1
Northers: 1

Man of the match: Taggers, as chosen by current Talent Scout Kingy - never stopped running and bagged a fine equaliser.

Person of the match count:


Fitty: 2
Oweners: 2

Taggers: 2
Tiers : 2
Kingy: 2
Roof Ant: 2
Billers: 2
Ashers: 1
Whitters: 1
Marrers: 1

Week 6: Dirty Fajitas 1-4 Bayern Neverlosin

This is what happens when you forget to play football against one of the worst teams you could ever wish to face.

Goal count:

Oweners: 10
Kingy: 8
Tiers: 6
Whitters: 4
Owers: 2
Ashers: 2
Marrers: 1
Moraners: 1
Taggers: 1
Northers: 1


Man of the match: Marrers. Because I fucking feel like it.


Person of the match count:


Fitty: 2
Oweners: 2
Tiers : 2
Kingy: 2
Roof Ant: 2
Billers: 2
Ashers: 1
Whitters: 1
Taggers: 1
Marrers: 1

Week 6: Fishy Fajitas 5-0 Kersal Massive

Well - they didn't turn up. Some say they didn't know about the game, others say they feared Billers and his orange boots.

Man of the match - Billers. Caused the opposition to run to the hills.

Person of the match count:

Fitty: 2
Oweners: 2
Tiers : 2
Kingy: 2
Roof Ant: 2
Billers: 2
Ashers: 1
Whitters: 1
Taggers: 1

Week 6: Fishy Fajitas 5-0 LH Rovers

Re-arranged game, not quite re-arranged very well.

Man of the match: Billers. Helped us through the pain of the defeats gone by.

Fitty: 2
Oweners: 2
Tiers : 2
Kingy: 2
Roof Ant: 2
Billers: 1
Ashers: 1
Whitters: 1
Taggers: 1

Week 5: Fishy Fajitas P-P LH Rovers

Self-inflicted Floodlight Failure

Week 5: Dirty Fajitas 8-2 Paul Ezikwa FC

Goal 1: "Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes Yes Yes - YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!! That... was a goal!"
Goal 2: "STRIKERRRRRRRRR!"
Goal 3: "Eat that!"
Goal 4: "AND ANOTHER!"
Goal 5: "He can stick it in - thank you and goodnight!"
Goal 6: "TWAT! That was liquid football!"
Goal 7: "SHIT! Did you see that???? He must have a foot like a traction engine!"
Goal 8: "The proof is in the pudding, and the pudding in this case, is a football. OOOFFF! Eat my goal! The goalie has got football pie all over his shirt!"

Oweners somehow got 7 of these golden wonders, with a notch for Whitters.

Goal count:
Oweners: 10
Kingy: 8
Tiers: 6
Whitters: 3
Owers: 2
Ashers: 2
Marrers: 1
Moraners: 1
Taggers: 1
Northers: 1

Man of the match: Oweners. Just nicked it from Jaz.

Person of the Match count:

Fitty: 2
Oweners: 2
Tiers : 2
Kingy: 2
Roof Ant: 2
Ashers: 1
Whitters: 1
Taggers: 1